Shit Mitt Romney Says

Certainly not with the attention it’s received. (Chortles.)

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—	Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, when asked by ABC News anchor Diane Sawyer if he would ever drive a car with a dog strapped to the roof “ever again.” Yes, he won’t do it again because ~~it’s inhumane~~ of the bad press. *(via The Daily Show)*

While I was governor, 85 percent of the people on a form of welfare assistance in my state had no work requirement. And I wanted to increase the work requirement. I said, for instance, even if you have a child two years of age, you’ve gotta go to work.

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—	Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, in campaign remarks delivered this past January. Yeah, get a job, ~~Ann Romney~~ women who aren’t Ann Romney. *(via The Daily Show)*

Mitt Romney says he wants to do away with tax deductions for rich people! Well, just SOME rich people. Namely those with second homes. To recap: Mitt Romney wants to end tax deductions for rich people who are so rich, they have second homes. Got that, 99 Percenters? Sorry if we got your hopes up. Also, rich people: sorry if Mitt scared you for a little bit there. Your wealth will remain intact for the most part. But if I were you I'd get rid of those pesky second homes! You know, in case Mitt decides to flip-flop. »

peterfeld:

This fucking guy.

Of course you get rid of Obamacare, that’s the easy one, but there are others. Planned Parenthood, we’re going to get rid of that.

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—	Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, continuing the GOP’s war on women. And common sense and decency. *(via)*

Senator Santorum is at the desperate end of his campaign.

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—	Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer earlier tonight. “LOL” said Mississippi and possibly Alabama. (via inothernews)

I got the chance after I lost to John McCain last time, to go over to — that was the good part of losing — I got to go to the Olympic Games in China. It’s pretty impressive over there how quickly they can build things, how productive they are as a society. You should see their airport compared to our airports, their highways, their train systems. They’re moving quickly in part because the regulators see their job as encouraging private people. It’s amazing. The head of Coca-Cola said the business environment is friendlier in China than in America. And that’s because of the regulators. That’s because of government.

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—	MITT ROMNEY, praising the Chinese government’s ability to “seize property by fiat and marshal state-owned industries to build large projects,” we guess. Mitt’s new campaign slogan: “yay Communism.” *(via the Huffington Post)*

I don’t even consider myself wealthy …It can be here today and all gone tomorrow.

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—	ANN ROMNEY, wife of GOP presidential candidate and unaware rich guy Mitt Romney, on Fox “News.” There is absolutely no greater demographic more out of touch than rich Republicans. *(via the Washington Post)*

Mitt Romney, on Rush Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a “slut.”

Got it, Mitt.