Shit Mitt Romney Says

Apr 26

Here’s one for the humorless Fox “News” and right-wing shitbags who’ve taken president Obama to task for doing TV shows.

(via the Colbert Report)

Apr 23

“Certainly not with the attention it’s received. (Chortles.)” —

Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, when asked by ABC News anchor Diane Sawyer if he would ever drive a car with a dog strapped to the roof “ever again.”

Yes, he won’t do it again because ~~it’s inhumane~~ of the bad press.

(via The Daily Show)

Apr 19

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Apr 16

“While I was governor, 85 percent of the people on a form of welfare assistance in my state had no work requirement. And I wanted to increase the work requirement. I said, for instance, even if you have a child two years of age, you’ve gotta go to work.” —

Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, in campaign remarks delivered this past January.

Yeah, get a job, ~~Ann Romney~~ women who aren’t Ann Romney.

(via The Daily Show)

Mitt Romney says he wants to do away with tax deductions for rich people! Well, just SOME rich people. Namely those with second homes. To recap: Mitt Romney wants to end tax deductions for rich people who are so rich, they have second homes. Got that, 99 Percenters? Sorry if we got your hopes up. Also, rich people: sorry if Mitt scared you for a little bit there. Your wealth will remain intact for the most part. But if I were you I'd get rid of those pesky second homes! You know, in case Mitt decides to flip-flop.

Apr 15

peterfeld:

This fucking guy.

(via nickdouglas)

Apr 03

“We got to stay in the house because we were there first. I had a couple other brothers that were out there that had to stay at my brother’s house. But we got to stay at my parent’s place; they have a two-bedroom house, uh, pretty small.” —

US Politics | AMERICAblog News: Romney’s son describes dad’s $12m, 3000 sq.ft. home as “pretty small”

According to an interview with Mitt Romney and Hugh Hewitt, the family spent Thanksgiving in San Diego, where he owns a two-bedroom house that’s reportedly 3,000 square feet and valued at $12 million. The property made headlines earlier this year when news broke that Romney planned to tear it down and replace it with an even larger compound.

(via zainyk)

Out of touch or out of touch?

Both.

(via zainyk)

Mar 14

“Of course you get rid of Obamacare, that’s the easy one, but there are others. Planned Parenthood, we’re going to get rid of that.” —

Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, continuing the GOP’s war on women. And common sense and decency.

(via)

Mar 13

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“Senator Santorum is at the desperate end of his campaign.” —

Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer earlier tonight.

“LOL” said Mississippi and possibly Alabama.

(via inothernews)