February 2012
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“I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, who only hangs out with “NASCAR team owners” and other rich people who are rich like he is.
How many more times can he use his foot to stick his silver spoon in his mouth?
(via The Atlantic)
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“Wait — wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait!”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, trying to cut off rival Rick Santorum as he talked about Romneycare, Mitt’s signature (liberal) achievement as governor of Massachusetts.
Christ, what an asshole.
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“You get to ask the questions you want, and I get to give the answers I want.”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, to CNN debate moderator John King.
Christ, what an asshole.
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“A little history: I was born and raised here. I love this state. It seems right...”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, in remarks passionately delivered on Feb. 16, 2012.
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“I was born and raised here. I love being in Michigan. Everything seems right...”
– Republican robot android presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, in absolute pander mode during a campaign appearance in Michigan, as quoted by Bill Maher on Real Time.
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“I was a severely conservative Republican governor.”
– GOP presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday.
Guess that explains Romneycare.
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LA TIMES: Mitt Romney says that he "prevented... →
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KRUGMAN / NY TIMES: "You can say this for (Mitt... →
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“There are some things that you just can’t imagine happening in your life. This...”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, upon receiving an endorsement from Donald Trump, the Worst American Ever.
Why is Mitt Romney acting like this is the first time a rich white guy has ever lent his support to another rich white guy?
(via the New York Times)
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“On Wednesday morning in an interview with CNN, Mr. Romney said, “I’m not...”
– The New York Times, “Romney’s ‘Poor’ Remark Resonates”
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“Aboard his campaign charter plane Wednesday, Mitt Romney sought to clarify a...”
– CNN.com
Aboard his campaign charter plane
Aboard his campaign charter plane
ABOARD HIS CAMPAIGN CHARTER PLAAAAAAAAAANE
(via mar-see-ah)
Fixed.
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“I’m not concerned with the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs...”
– MITT “I’m not concerned with the very poor” ROMNEY, not giving a shit about those Americans worse off than any other Americans.
(CNN via the Washington Post)
January 2012
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“I live in the private sector.”
– MITT ROMNEY.
The private sector is like six big-ass houses.
(via inothernews)
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“Banks are scared to death, of course. They’re feeling the same thing that you’re...”
– MITT ROMNEY, during a campaign event on Jan. 25, 2012, via The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
“I’m proud of the fact that I pay a lot of taxes.”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, who is also proud that, percentage-wise, he pays significantly less in taxes than the average American — or even other millionaires.
Somewhere, sociologically aloof Republicans are muttering to themselves “Man, this Mitt Romney dude is sociologically...
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“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s...”
– Mitt Romney [source] (via thenoobyorker)
wait what?
(via anticapitalist)
AMUHRIKA!
(via leftist-linguaphile)
Shut. Your. Mouth. No. He. Did. Not.
OH GOD. It’s like this guy is back:
(via mohandasgandhi)
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“Cayman Islands account so-to-speak is apparently an investment that was made in...”
– Republican presidential candidate and South Carolina runner-up MITT ROMNEY, clearly and eloquently explaining why his investments in the Cayman Islands aren’t a tax dodge.
Romney is starting to sound like a bramble of thornbushes looks.
Here’s an idea: why doesn’t this pomaded fool just move all...
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“Before take off, Mitt Romney walked down the aisle with a large box of assorted...”
– DCeiver: Mitt Romney Wants You To Enjoy These Treats He Got You, From Panera. You Like Panera, Right? Okay, Well You’ll Like This. (via inothernews)
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“Mr. Speaker, you talk about all the things you (did) with Ronald Reagan and the...”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, to Newt Gingrich, during the GOP debate in South Carolina on Thursday.
What the fuck? Do Republicans read each other’s diaries, memorize the stupid parts, and use said stupid parts to hurt each other’s feelings?
(via inothernews)
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“You know, I looked at what’s been done in campaigns in the past with Senator...”
– MITT ROMNEY, responding to the question “Governor, will you release your tax returns?” during the Republican presidential debates carried by Fox News on Monday, January 16, 2012, via The Colbert Report. (via warriorsrise)
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“I got a little bit of income from my book, but I gave that all away. And then I...”
– Out-of-touch Republican presidential front-runner MITT ROMNEY, who earned $374,327.62 in speaker’s fees from February, 2010 to February, 2011 — an average of more than $41,000 per speech.
Only a dumbass One Percenter with six houses would call $374K “not very much.”
(via the New York Times)
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“I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”
– Republican presidential frontrunner MITT ROMNEY.
Someone should compile all of this idiot’s quotes into a book called “How To Be And Remain Out Of Touch With The American People For Dummies.”
(via the New York Times)